1 00:00:01,539 --> 00:00:02,539 Thank you, Van. 2 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:05,800 Don't judge me the way that some people in your family do. What are you doing 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,420 here? I thought I said I didn't want to see you. 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,060 Oh, I know where I'm needed. Not here, you're not. 5 00:00:10,340 --> 00:00:11,239 You're dead. 6 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,240 You're cool. 7 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,260 That's why he prefers hanging out with a dick. 8 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,980 Hey, you're a way hotter version of mum. 9 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:21,980 You are kicking me out. First you throw, and now me, is it? This is about what's 10 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,460 right. Oh, that's all right. 11 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,480 Joey, you deserve to put your feet up every once in a while. 12 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,120 You shouldn't have. You didn't. 13 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,880 You are a bloody hero. 14 00:00:30,270 --> 00:00:31,310 There's a shag now, Christian. 15 00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:33,170 Ask me to move. 16 00:00:42,630 --> 00:00:44,050 Hey, I'm drunk. 17 00:00:44,410 --> 00:00:45,490 People, I love you. 18 00:00:45,910 --> 00:00:48,110 Right. Don't you fucking embarrass me. 19 00:00:48,310 --> 00:00:49,310 Come on, Lloyd. 20 00:00:49,810 --> 00:00:51,370 Look at him. He's tired. 21 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:52,710 He's tired! 22 00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:02,610 Oh, no, what's happening? 23 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:03,930 Oh, no! 24 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:06,750 Oh, 25 00:01:10,290 --> 00:01:10,949 what's happening? 26 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:12,370 He got him a good one. Oh, good night! 27 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:14,250 The other guy got him a good one. 28 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:17,310 Can anyone have a go? I'd be keen to pummel a bank manager. 29 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:19,590 Come on, white cotton thread! 30 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:33,649 last longer. 31 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:34,650 I'm going to get a beer. 32 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:04,070 I couldn't have done it without one back. 33 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,090 He's a great guy, isn't he? Thanks, love. You want another? 34 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:08,269 I've got legs. 35 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:09,270 I spotted him. 36 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:10,590 Hey, sweetheart. 37 00:03:10,950 --> 00:03:12,790 Oh, one more, Ray. 38 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:14,010 Slowed his big night. 39 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:15,750 Ralph. 40 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:21,330 Don't worry about him, Mel. 41 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:24,370 Okay, so we've got this pizza in Moon Street tomorrow? 42 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:30,250 No. I thought it was a letterbox in McWanlon. 43 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:33,020 Oh, you make you double booked us. 44 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,860 And what's the thing in Hoteli Street? 45 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:38,720 Was that last week or this week? 46 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:41,140 Okay, 47 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,740 there's got to be an answer. 48 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:45,860 I'm going to take a piss. 49 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:47,720 Hey, how's that going to help? 50 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:49,760 Well, you know, I can't think. 51 00:03:50,420 --> 00:03:51,420 Hey, 52 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:55,300 Van. Hey. 53 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:59,480 How's it? Good. Yeah, we're double booked. Yep, maybe even, um... 54 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:15,630 She's pretty good. 55 00:04:16,730 --> 00:04:17,730 I feel better. 56 00:04:21,730 --> 00:04:23,270 She bashed you. She bashed me. 57 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:25,530 Oh, that's okay, because you didn't bash her back. 58 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:28,830 No, of course not. 59 00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:32,370 You did. You bashed her. What am I meant to do, man? She had her tongue in my 60 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:35,970 mouth. Oh, bro, you went into auto -bash. I couldn't think, man. I needed a 61 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:39,510 piss. That's not good, brother. No, no, because she's my dad's missus. Plus, 62 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:40,610 it's against the code. 63 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:44,890 Actually, he's not on the code. No, she was a client, and she's your old man's 64 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:47,250 mistress. The code is no rooting and no blowjob. 65 00:04:47,490 --> 00:04:51,090 Do you think your old man would care? If he found out, you'd be in a whole heap 66 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,370 of fucking trouble. That's why we got the code in the first place. 67 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:56,950 I don't think I broke the code, man. I think you broke the code. If anyone 68 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:59,630 the fucking code, Cherie broke the fucking code. How could Cherie break the 69 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:00,770 if Cherie doesn't know about the code? 70 00:05:02,730 --> 00:05:03,730 Fuck. 71 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:05,530 You've got to stay away from her, man. 72 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:07,430 Yeah, I know, because I don't want her... 73 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:11,540 Passing me up every time she thinks she can feel like it? Yeah. Is that even 74 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:12,540 right? No. 75 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:14,940 Talked to Cheryl last night? 76 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:17,480 Yeah. We chatted. 77 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,180 How's it? Good, yeah. Good. 78 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,040 That's it. 79 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:24,839 Does it matter? 80 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:28,520 I should have got that Lloyd Draper to knock some bloody sense into you. You 81 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:32,300 should have been banging around the women's toilets and said, well, how are 82 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,460 people? You mark my words, you don't do something, my bloody son will get his 83 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:36,460 hooks back in. 84 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:37,670 Yeah, thanks for that, Ted. 85 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:39,130 You apricot blouse. 86 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:41,710 Admit it, you want her back. 87 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:42,970 I don't have to admit anything. 88 00:05:43,270 --> 00:05:46,310 Well, I know who you'll be thinking about over your hand shandy tonight. 89 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:51,310 What? When you're banging the bishop, wrestling the eel, joking the Johnson, 90 00:05:51,590 --> 00:05:54,170 backing off. Oh, for fuck's sake, Ted. 91 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:56,250 You do do it, don't you? 92 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:57,850 No, piss off. 93 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,950 How long since you had a bloody good tug? 94 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:01,850 I don't want to talk about this. 95 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:02,969 How long? 96 00:06:02,970 --> 00:06:03,970 Back her off. 97 00:06:04,910 --> 00:06:05,910 All right, I will. 98 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:08,950 Good. Well, Christ, for that. 99 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:13,950 Yep, this is it, by 21 McConnell. 100 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:18,750 I thought they wanted us to put a new letterbox in. Well, maybe they don't 101 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:19,750 that one. 102 00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:22,410 Pretty good to me, man. 103 00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:25,270 Oh, the customer's always right. I'll get a new one you do to that one. 104 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:26,930 Okay. 105 00:06:46,730 --> 00:06:49,270 That is the new, um, the new letterbox. 106 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:52,510 Well, I thought they wanted us to put the new one in. Yeah, well, it wasn't in 107 00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:53,369 till yesterday. 108 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:56,750 Well, how'd it get there? Someone else did it. Who did it? Rob. Well, what'd 109 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:57,309 do it for? 110 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:59,850 Well, cos we didn't turn up last week. The lady, I reckon, she left four 111 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:01,130 messages. Well, I didn't get any messages. 112 00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:02,390 Have you been checking them? 113 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:05,150 I lost the PIN number. 114 00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:06,650 Well, we just lost a job. 115 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,610 Yeah, so she probably wanted us to fix this one. What the fuck? 116 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:13,950 Obviously, 117 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:15,970 Rob doesn't do a very good job, eh? Yeah. 118 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:19,110 Anyways, we're late. Morn Street. New fence. Come on. 119 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:32,750 Guess what, bro? 120 00:07:33,210 --> 00:07:34,210 Same guy. 121 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:36,110 Rob? Yeah, from Rob's Jobs. 122 00:07:38,410 --> 00:07:39,410 Jobs? 123 00:07:39,530 --> 00:07:40,630 It's not funny, man. 124 00:07:40,850 --> 00:07:42,230 He is robbing our jobs. 125 00:07:44,570 --> 00:07:45,570 Yeah, true. 126 00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:52,530 Only one thing to do, mate. 127 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:55,490 He's out of line, this Rob. Uh -huh. 128 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:57,330 What a stink name, Rob's Jobs. 129 00:07:57,590 --> 00:08:00,230 Nah, it's a shit name, bro. Get it? A shit name. 130 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:01,490 Jobs. 131 00:08:03,810 --> 00:08:04,810 Robby's Jobbies. 132 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:08,210 This is coming from the tool guys. What's wrong with that? 133 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:11,090 We're guys, we got tools. 134 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:14,190 And nothing to do with them, because someone keeps taking all your work. 135 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:17,470 Yeah, that's not on. Yeah, we've got to deal with this prick, man. You send him 136 00:08:17,470 --> 00:08:19,210 a message, stay off our turf. 137 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:23,300 That's what we'll tell him. Yeah, come on. Except we don't have his phone 138 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,300 number. I think. 139 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:28,520 I cannot believe that you two can run your own business. 140 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:30,580 Or even wipe your own arses every morning. 141 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:34,940 We was getting heaps of work till Rob came along. Maybe he's following us. 142 00:08:34,940 --> 00:08:38,940 industrial espionage, bro. Or maybe people just get sick of waiting for you 143 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:39,940 and hire someone else. 144 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:48,460 Tradesmen are never supposed to tune up when they say so. It's a strategy. 145 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,540 To lose jobs? 146 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:55,140 No, because if you're not busy, it means you're shit. And we're not shit, 147 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,320 because we're always busy. 148 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,580 Ah, which is why you'd be here right now. 149 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:05,000 We'll find this Rob one day, bro. Yeah, yeah, when we do find him, we're going 150 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,580 to take his job, stick him up his arsehole till it bleeds. 151 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:13,240 Well, you could start at 102 Shane Cotton Place. He'll be working there all 152 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:14,900 How'd you do that? 153 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,320 I locked him up on this thing called the... 154 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,000 Internet, where businesses advertise their services. 155 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:26,800 And I found that Rob has a phone, which is also how people sometimes get work. 156 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:30,140 So what, you just texted him? Yeah, and he called you straight back? Some people 157 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:31,140 are so down -reliable. 158 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:32,520 Well, maybe he's got a secretary. 159 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:37,980 Prick. What a deal -time, bro. He's playing dirty. Yeah, dirty like a poo. 160 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:42,840 Poo's just stinky and dirty. Yeah, it's dirty. Wow, Rob should be so scared of 161 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:43,379 you guys. 162 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:44,440 Yeah, too fucking right he should. 163 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,820 Since you and slutty pants called it quits, there hasn't been anyone else, 164 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:53,040 there? What exactly does it have to do with you? Thought as much. 165 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,560 Ted. We've established you haven't polished your piece in a while. 166 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:01,400 Ted. You've got a bad case of critical sperm build -up. 167 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,320 But don't worry. 168 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:04,560 I'm on to it. 169 00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:05,740 Hey. 170 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:09,520 Not in a hands -on sort of way. You can learn your own throbber. See this prime 171 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,520 beaver here? 172 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,900 Been a good friend to me, this issue has. 173 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:23,190 So, come on then. No time like the present. 174 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:25,950 Oh, and you're just going to sit right there, are you? Nothing I haven't seen 175 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:29,570 before. I shared a cell with Spanky McPhee for a whole six months. 176 00:10:29,850 --> 00:10:34,050 Dear, this is so much bullshit. I know a frustrated man when I see one. Got that 177 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,050 right. 178 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,470 Where are you going? 179 00:10:38,830 --> 00:10:40,650 Out. You got any tissues? 180 00:11:01,450 --> 00:11:03,790 Okay, enough is enough. I'm taking you for dinner. 181 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:06,390 What, now? 182 00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:07,990 No, tomorrow. 183 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:11,150 Say seven, I'll pick you up. We'll go to the Great Western. 184 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:13,230 Won't it be booked? 185 00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:14,410 It's not, so we're going. 186 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,150 And then what happens? 187 00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:24,770 I thought we could have a couple of drinks, maybe some food. They do a great 188 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:26,350 steak. They do. 189 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,520 We can get a few things straight. You can apologize. 190 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,880 We might even skip dessert. 191 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,480 We head back here. 192 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:40,220 I take you to your room. I rip off all your clothes. Just one thing. 193 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,320 Mm -hmm? 194 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:45,660 That bit between the steak and the dessert. 195 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,200 What was that again? 196 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,980 That's where we sort the shit. 197 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,760 What about the bit where you say sorry? 198 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:53,980 What about that? 199 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,340 I don't have anything to say sorry for. 200 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:57,680 What about the lack of trust? 201 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:02,500 I was right about quite a lot of it, so I don't feel I ever need to say sorry. 202 00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:04,820 Funny. 203 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:06,760 Neither do I. 204 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:12,660 Right. 205 00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:15,540 So that's the note of the Great Western, then. 206 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,800 It's a thanks, but no. 207 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:20,780 Unless you want to reconsider. 208 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,520 There's one flat thing, bro. 209 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:34,700 Yeah, and how do you think he affords that, bro? Stealing other people's work. 210 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,760 Who's the chick? 211 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,880 Must be his secretary, man. 212 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,920 Huh? And she's hot. 213 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,040 She's getting us lunch for him. 214 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,220 See, Rob must be raking it in to be able to afford her. 215 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:56,700 Fucking prick! 216 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,600 He's got two secretaries. Yeah. 217 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,100 They're both hot. 218 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:11,540 G'day. 219 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:12,800 What's up? 220 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,460 We're looking for Rob. 221 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,160 Yeah? Yeah. 222 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:18,980 What do you want? 223 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:20,280 Rob, where is he? 224 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:21,880 Hi. 225 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,240 What do you want? 226 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,140 To talk to Rob, sweetheart. 227 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:28,880 She's not very bright. 228 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,040 Yeah, I'm Rob. 229 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:32,900 No, you're not. 230 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,420 Yeah, I am. 231 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:38,160 Rob's a guy's name, Blossie. Not when it's short for Rob Ben with a Y. 232 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,580 Yeah, but building is a guy's job. 233 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,360 Who did you say you were? Who did you say you were? I'm Sam. 234 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,460 Sam's a guy's name. Not when it's short for Samantha. 235 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,920 Dad's a chick's name. Yeah, look, we could play this game all day. 236 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:48,540 But who are you? 237 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,520 We're the tall guys. 238 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:53,980 Yeah, 239 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:55,980 we've heard about you. 240 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:59,200 You guys have got quite a rip. 241 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,640 Yeah? Yeah, for never turning up. 242 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:06,630 Anyway. It was really nice to meet you, but Smoko's about over, so if you 243 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:07,630 wouldn't mind leaving us to it. 244 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,320 A chick. A fucking chick. And there's two of them. Did you see her on that 245 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,960 Oh. How'd she learn to use that? 246 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:46,040 Oh. If we were getting our jobs stolen by guys, okay, I could deal with that. 247 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,080 You know, we could smack them. Yeah, but we can't smack a chick. So what are we 248 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:49,819 meant to do? 249 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:53,020 You could try getting off your sorry asses and going to your next job before 250 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,020 lose that as well. 251 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:56,960 Good plan. 252 00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:59,620 What's the next job, bro? I'll check the diary. 253 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:00,699 Here, bro. 254 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,700 Oh, sweet. 255 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,410 Okay. What day is it? 256 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:07,770 Wednesday still. 257 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,990 Good old Wednesday. 258 00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:12,270 Here's one. 259 00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:14,770 Wednesday, Williston Street, fuck guttering. 260 00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,070 We done that one, bro. 261 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,490 When? A few months back. Remember the lady gave us the tips? 262 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:20,929 Oh, yeah. 263 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:21,930 Oh, sweet. 264 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:25,330 Job? No, bro. A check from a job a few months ago. 265 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,490 And you haven't banked it yet? 266 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,510 Here's one. Here's one. 267 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:30,629 Darrow Street. 268 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,630 One o 'clock today. 269 00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:34,050 Half hour late, bro. Sweet. 270 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:35,880 Ring them. 271 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:36,900 Why? 272 00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:39,640 To tell them that you've been held up at another job, but that you're on your 273 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,900 way. I've got no credit. 274 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,020 So useless. 275 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,520 You're good at this. 276 00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:55,560 Yeah, ah, g'day. It's Munter here from the Tool Guys. I'm just ringing to 277 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,860 you that we will... Eh? 278 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,680 Yeah, can I ask the name of the operation? 279 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:03,960 Yeah, OK. Thanks, mate. 280 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,160 She wrote this again? 281 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,460 Get this. 282 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,200 She gives quotes. 283 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:10,940 She gives quotes. 284 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,740 Do you guys not give quotes? 285 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,340 Well, we give estimates. 286 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,960 You give a quote, you've got to stick to it. 287 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,880 Quotes. 288 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,360 Sly bitches. 289 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,100 I wonder what Cheryl's doing. 290 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,540 Why don't you go and ask her? 291 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:28,540 I'm sure she'd rather see you. 292 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,320 I went round and saw her this morning. 293 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,850 Finally. Did you give her one? 294 00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:36,910 No, because we have things to talk about in our relationship, and believe it or 295 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,350 not, there's more to life than shagging. 296 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:40,210 Jesus, you have got it bad. 297 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:44,670 Critical sperm build -up can do terrible things to a man. Aggression, behaving 298 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:48,130 like a pansy, I saw a lot of it in the can. Back off, Ted. I could pick up some 299 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,830 films for you. Do you have a preference? 300 00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,069 Girl on girl? 301 00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:53,290 Front door? Back door? I said back off, Ted. 302 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,890 I think I might flag that copy. 303 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:08,480 These slappers are brazenly stealing your work. Casey, they give quotes. 304 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,160 Who the hell do they think they are? 305 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,800 They've got a flash as van, dude. 306 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:13,200 Need a good slap if you ask me. 307 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,079 Yeah, but we can't slap them because they're chicks. 308 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:17,460 No, but I can. 309 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:21,540 I can take them. Take them both at the same fucking time. They might be butch 310 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,280 lesbians, but I can do it. Are they lesbians? 311 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,960 I don't think they're lesbians. They're builders, man. 312 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,920 Everyone knows chicks who build a dyke. 313 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:32,520 Just like chicks who play cricket. Or grow their own room here. They don't 314 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,560 like lesbians. 315 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,800 They're a lesbians band. 316 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,480 They're kind of hot. Yeah. 317 00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,220 Kinda. 318 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,500 I'll take them. 319 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,459 Nah, man. 320 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,540 Okay, you got a better idea? 321 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,520 Well, we could talk to them. 322 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,620 Talk to who? The Dyke Builders? 323 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:51,860 Yeah, I could go up to them and I'll go, Hey, you guys, we're here first, so 324 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:55,860 fuck off, you... You know? But nicer, because they're dead. 325 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,400 Chicks. Bro, that's a great idea for you. Except we don't know where to find 326 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,400 them. Oh, shit. 327 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,620 Well, you could come to my office tomorrow morning. 328 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:07,120 Eh? I'm getting them to put up some shelves for me. What? You hide them and 329 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,020 us? Well, they gave me a quote, and it was really reasonable. 330 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,260 Oh. 331 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,260 Judith! Yeah. 332 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,860 Judith. And you're a traitor. 333 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,060 Lizzo. 334 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,260 Don't forget who you see. 335 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,900 You're going to go somewhere else these days. 336 00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:26,530 What do you want about? 337 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,590 Have you got yourself one of those buzzing machines? 338 00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:34,550 Pardon? I'm just trying to figure out why you're still holding out on porking. 339 00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:36,850 None of your business. 340 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:40,110 Just say you're sorry and get on with it before something bursts. 341 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:42,950 I'm not going to say sorry to Wayne, because I've got nothing to be sorry 342 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,870 You will be, when he's run testy down because the build -up made it drop off. 343 00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:50,350 Are you letting that other bastard back in? 344 00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:52,250 What the fuck are you on about now? 345 00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:53,970 You know exactly who I mean. 346 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,500 I saw him eyeballing you at the boxing. 347 00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:57,780 You mean your son. 348 00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,260 My former son. 349 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:03,440 I'm interested in Wayne. I'm interested in Wolf. I'm certainly not interested in 350 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,440 your fucking opinion. 351 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,280 So that's your last word, is it? Yep. 352 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,380 Don't say you weren't, Wolf. 353 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,840 Time for a new approach, my lad. Forget Cheryl and find yourself another bird. 354 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,600 Ted, it's too early in the morning for this sort of shit. Listen, you're not a 355 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,860 bad -looking bloke, and a lot of ladies like a touch of the tarp brush. 356 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,980 So I think we could find you someone. 357 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:35,860 Sure, Ted. 358 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,720 Good. Agreed. 359 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:43,740 Hi. 360 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,080 We're here for the Buddha bitches. 361 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,780 And you're about three hours too late. 362 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,880 How did they get there so fast? 363 00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:53,820 Because they started at 7 .30. 364 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:54,899 In the morning? 365 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,880 Yeah, it's when most tradespeople do start. 366 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,140 Man, did you tell them we want to talk to them? 367 00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,620 And admit to actually knowing you? 368 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,260 Workmanship's not too bad. Well, the workwoman... Oh, whatever. 369 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,260 Great. How are we going to find them now, dork? 370 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:11,400 Well, you could go to the Rusty Nail at 12 o 'clock. I told them I'd buy them 371 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,980 lunch to say thanks for doing such a great job. 372 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,460 How come no one buys us lunch when we finish the job? 373 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,140 Bro, the point is we know where they're going to be. 374 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,440 Okay, we should head there now so we're there on time. 375 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,159 Come on. 376 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,160 What about the German territory? 377 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,720 Oh, no, no, no. We don't want to risk missing them again. Come on, let's go. 378 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:26,860 Okay. 379 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,060 Bye. 380 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,520 Okay, so we lay it out, right? 381 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,600 Reasonable. 382 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,160 And then they should piss off. 383 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,080 That's the plan. 384 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,280 Yeah, that'd be good. 385 00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:42,980 Hey, Sam. 386 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,500 And they're early. 387 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,160 How come they keep doing that? 388 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:52,819 Lots of clothes. 389 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,860 What are you? Jobby Gills. 390 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,760 Oh, great. It's the tools. 391 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,100 Yeah, um, we just want to talk to you about the code. 392 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,700 Building code? 393 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:07,980 No, actually, another code where handymen don't steal other handymen's 394 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,140 right? Or handywomen. We don't. Yeah? 395 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:16,860 Yeah. Okay, cool. So, no one steals any more of anyone's work, and we're all 396 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,280 sweet. We don't steal your work. 397 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:21,810 We answer the phone, give quotes, take the jobs that we're offered. Yeah, 398 00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:22,830 because you're too bloody slack. 399 00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:24,490 But that's our work you're taking. 400 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:26,430 No. May the best man win. 401 00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:28,610 Well, then that would be us, because you're not men. 402 00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:29,850 You're lezzos. 403 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,930 What did you say? 404 00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:34,049 You heard. 405 00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:35,049 Carpet muncher. 406 00:21:35,050 --> 00:21:36,650 All right, back off, toolhead. 407 00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:38,610 Hey, you can't shove me. Oh, why not? 408 00:21:38,870 --> 00:21:42,030 Because I can't shove you back. Because even though you're lezzers, you're still 409 00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:44,910 a chick, and I don't shove chicks. That's another code I got. Oh, well, 410 00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:48,370 you should spend less time making up codes and more time actually working. 411 00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:50,970 you should shut the fuck up. Maybe you should sit on that. 412 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:52,510 Hey. Hey. 413 00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:55,710 Come on, call it. Okay, requesting permission to amend the code on smacking 414 00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:58,530 chicks, bro. No, no, no. I don't think that's a very good idea, man. And we've 415 00:21:58,530 --> 00:22:02,170 got to be a little bit... You kinky bitch dyke. Fuck's sake. Oh, come on, 416 00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:06,030 Call it. Wait. Hey, calling time here. Fuck you. Fucking bitches. 417 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,320 Top work, guys. Great negotiation. 418 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,380 Yeah, well, what were we supposed to do, eh? Those sneaky mingers are going to 419 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,259 put us out of business. 420 00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:17,260 Yeah, they probably will. 421 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,720 Look, we don't need your shit right now, OK? No, what you need is someone who 422 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,360 actually knows what's going on, someone who knows what day it is. 423 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,780 Yeah, we know that. Yeah, Wednesday. 424 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:30,840 Oh, nice work. No, I'm talking messaging, schedules, invoicing, 425 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,179 You mean you. 426 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:33,380 Well, it's certainly not you. 427 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,740 You'd just rip us off, though. 428 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:38,660 No, I wouldn't. I would pay you a fair wage, and I will even throw in lunch. 429 00:22:40,169 --> 00:22:43,910 Nachos? It could work really well. The tall guys can be a sister business to my 430 00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:46,190 cleaning company. Look, we're not a sister anything, alright? 431 00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:49,970 And you can't buy us with lesbian leftovers. 432 00:22:50,450 --> 00:22:51,450 We didn't touch them, Mum. 433 00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:52,590 Fine. 434 00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:54,150 I'll take them all then. 435 00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:55,590 Yum. 436 00:22:57,450 --> 00:22:58,450 Hey! 437 00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:01,970 They were good nachos! Look, man, we've got a whole firm, bro. 438 00:23:02,710 --> 00:23:05,610 We're the tall guys, man, and nowhere near the dimensioning chicks. 439 00:23:05,910 --> 00:23:07,670 Alright? We'll work this out ourselves. 440 00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:12,610 G'day. Hi. 441 00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:14,690 Grandpa, did you need a meat or something? 442 00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:16,650 No. 443 00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:19,350 Well, you said it was an important health problem and you might need a 444 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:28,830 Is something wrong? 445 00:23:29,130 --> 00:23:30,170 No, no, nothing. 446 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,510 Well, what was that thing you needed help with? 447 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:35,190 Nothing. It's nothing that, you know, I can't handle myself. 448 00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:38,770 I mean, you know, thanks anyway, but we're good. 449 00:23:40,970 --> 00:23:44,410 Look, I have heaps of experience helping older men with a health issue. 450 00:23:45,130 --> 00:23:50,130 Yeah, but don't worry. It's just a misunderstanding and I'll clear it up. 451 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,070 You'd pimp out your own granddaughter. 452 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:54,830 I was doing no such bloody thing. You weren't going to pay for it. 453 00:23:55,070 --> 00:23:57,210 Hardly pimping when you're not. She's Cyril's daughter. 454 00:23:57,630 --> 00:23:59,310 Better take study pants where it hurts. 455 00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:03,910 Younger, more attractive version. And she's a widow. They're always gagging 456 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:04,910 it in my experience. 457 00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:06,630 I'm going to forget that this ever happened. 458 00:24:06,850 --> 00:24:08,410 Fair enough. Always other options. 459 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,690 I don't want other bloody options. 460 00:24:10,890 --> 00:24:12,430 Rightio. We'll leave it for now. 461 00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:19,710 Plan A is an amendment to the code that allows the smacking of chicks. 462 00:24:20,390 --> 00:24:22,550 But only if they're lezzo builders. 463 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,250 Man, I don't know. 464 00:24:24,390 --> 00:24:26,590 Why do you want these chicks to take advantage of us? 465 00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:28,310 Hey, Van. 466 00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:29,470 Come on. 467 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,250 Don't go there, man. 468 00:24:33,590 --> 00:24:34,830 Just ordered you guys some beers. 469 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:37,250 What do I do now? 470 00:24:39,210 --> 00:24:42,470 Going to get the beam, but come straight back, OK? You've got to come straight 471 00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:44,070 back, OK? And remember the code. 472 00:24:46,410 --> 00:24:47,690 Good luck. 473 00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:49,430 Cheers. 474 00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:58,030 Thank you. Hey, I'm a bit embarrassed about the other night. 475 00:24:58,690 --> 00:24:59,690 Are we OK? 476 00:24:59,810 --> 00:25:01,450 Yeah. Yeah, sweet as. 477 00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:04,210 How's the house going? Yeah, all right. 478 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,690 But Wolf's busy, so I'm there on my own. 479 00:25:07,270 --> 00:25:08,270 Yeah, that's not good. 480 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,950 You can come by and visit, if you want in. 481 00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:12,790 Later. 482 00:25:13,350 --> 00:25:15,190 Um... Later. 483 00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:19,650 No, I think, um... Oh, shit. 484 00:25:19,890 --> 00:25:21,970 I'd better get that, cos we're working. 485 00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:24,070 Hey, thanks for the visit. OK. 486 00:25:25,930 --> 00:25:26,930 Yep. 487 00:25:32,310 --> 00:25:33,309 Rob here. 488 00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:35,130 I got your number from Loretta. 489 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:37,370 OK. 490 00:25:39,150 --> 00:25:40,150 Yeah, all right. 491 00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:41,210 That sounds good. 492 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:46,070 Let me give you a call back later about that, okay? 493 00:25:46,450 --> 00:25:47,450 Sweet. All right. 494 00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:48,810 Yep. 495 00:25:49,110 --> 00:25:50,110 Who was that? 496 00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:51,490 Just one who had a job, eh? 497 00:25:52,230 --> 00:25:54,610 That's good, because I've got a plan B, okay? 498 00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:58,070 We get out there, we do what we're good at, and we forget about those blitzers. 499 00:25:58,770 --> 00:25:59,770 Sweet. 500 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,210 Yeah. 501 00:26:13,379 --> 00:26:14,800 90s. I've fixed your worries. 502 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,620 My only worry is a sick old bugger. Over there was Nancy and Joy, and I can't 503 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,760 remember the name of the larger one, and Diane. 504 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,320 Despot is. 505 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,780 They're all gagging for it. 506 00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:27,200 Where did that come from? 507 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,620 I put a few posters up there on the TAB. 508 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:34,540 Jeez, you did what? 509 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,920 Blaming what worked. 510 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:37,260 Spoiled the choice. 511 00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:42,260 Fucking block off. 512 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,320 Oh, you won't feel that way after you've had your end of waivers, Diane. 513 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,680 She'd be my pick. 514 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,060 Yeah, well, beer all yours. 515 00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,660 Hey, you're not going already? 516 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:53,120 Yes, actually, I am. 517 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,060 Hold on, don't be so hasty. 518 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,380 If I don't get to meet him, I want my money back. 519 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,320 You took money? Yeah, 50 bucks. 520 00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:02,500 And I bought him two drinks. It's a rip -off. 521 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,740 Give us our money back. You've got a gawp. That's worth 50. I want my dosh 522 00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:08,740 now. 523 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,080 Shut her up! 524 00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:13,860 Get out of here. Get him, bloody robber. 525 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,900 Hey, hey, everybody just calm down. 526 00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:21,820 Muck tees. 527 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,820 Oh, fucking hell. 528 00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:27,220 I just thought we should get together and talk it out without the other guys. 529 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:28,580 Yeah, yeah. 530 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,220 I mean, Sam's great, but... Yeah, me too. 531 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,280 I'm kind of the one who runs things. 532 00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:35,260 Oh, yeah, me too. 533 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,440 Yeah. 534 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,200 Do you like fish and chips? 535 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:42,300 Yep. 536 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:44,760 Awesome. 537 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 Actually, 538 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:52,640 before we get started... 539 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:57,780 Spliff? 540 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:01,940 It's all a bit of a misunderstanding. 541 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,780 Which is how you came to assault that lady? 542 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,040 She was the one doing the damage, believe me. 543 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,860 Right. I don't think this is the kind of thing that would be helped by laying 544 00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:11,860 charges. 545 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,480 Don't do paperwork if you don't have to. 546 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,400 Didn't you say that? 547 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,760 You don't recognise me, do you? 548 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:24,800 Uh, Chloe. 549 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,940 Zoe. I was a new PC when you were DF. 550 00:28:28,660 --> 00:28:29,940 Oh, Zoe. Right, sorry. 551 00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:31,420 Bit distracted. 552 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,640 Yeah. So, uh, you made detective. Good on you. 553 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,820 And I don't think you need to charge Mr West either. 554 00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:40,060 Thank you very much, officer. 555 00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:43,200 You could always buy me a drink later? 556 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,200 You can say no. 557 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,960 No? 558 00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:52,180 No, I mean yes. 559 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,120 Yeah, I mean yes. 560 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:55,900 It's good, thanks. 561 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:57,960 You back on that horse, my boy? 562 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,180 It's a drink with a former colleague, that's all. 563 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,080 Yeah, I mean, it's a lot back there. It's just a drink. 564 00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:06,750 That's all. I know women and most of them want the same thing, a bloody good 565 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:07,750 rotary. 566 00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:09,210 Do you want me to come along? 567 00:29:09,610 --> 00:29:10,369 No, thanks. 568 00:29:10,370 --> 00:29:11,790 I think you've done enough damage for one day. 569 00:29:12,670 --> 00:29:13,770 Turned out all right in the end. 570 00:29:14,050 --> 00:29:15,630 If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have met her. 571 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,240 Get it up. Get in. 572 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,520 Hey, guys. 573 00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:37,420 Hi. 574 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:48,260 So, I've just come round to tell you that the little Rob situation, 575 00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:49,880 I'm sorted. 576 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,860 You smacked the lesbian! 577 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:58,660 No, no, I just, I went round to Rob's place and did some negotiating. 578 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,020 Where's your shit weed? 579 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,980 Fuck, he's got lungs like a boy. 580 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:09,560 What did he do on this? 581 00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:13,280 You had a smoke with her? 582 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:14,179 Yeah, man. 583 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,500 She's a pretty cool chick, Barry. 584 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:16,700 For a lesbian? 585 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:17,879 No, no. 586 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,160 She's not a lesbian. 587 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,040 No, she's not a lesbian. 588 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,340 But that wasn't the plan. We were smacking them or ignoring them, not 589 00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:35,900 around and rooting them. But that wasn't much of a plan, bro. It was the plan 590 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,400 you agreed to. Hey, you betrayed Munter. 591 00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:41,480 No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You went behind his back and you rooted the 592 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,840 No, I just got her to agree to some stuff. 593 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,040 Like what? 594 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:49,920 Well, like they're going to pass on work to us if they haven't got time to do 595 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,860 it. And they're going to stay off our turf. 596 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,500 What's our turf? 597 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,120 Okay, well, they get... 598 00:30:56,389 --> 00:31:02,690 Green Bay, French Bay, Blockhouse Bay, Wood Bay, 599 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:06,490 Glen Eden, Oratea. Yeah, what do we get? 600 00:31:06,810 --> 00:31:09,470 Oh, nothing really. Only Rānui. 601 00:31:13,450 --> 00:31:16,170 The whole of fucking Rānui is ours, bro. 602 00:31:16,390 --> 00:31:19,830 What about the fact we've never done any jobs in Rānui then? Because no one in 603 00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:21,010 Rānui can afford to pay us. 604 00:31:21,870 --> 00:31:24,570 No, but they're going to pass work on to us. 605 00:31:25,070 --> 00:31:25,729 Can you believe that? 606 00:31:25,730 --> 00:31:27,730 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was straight up. Yeah, for a lesbian. 607 00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:30,550 For a sneaky lesbian. You got played, babe. 608 00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:32,690 No, I sort of, I sort of did that. 609 00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:34,210 And what about the code, bro? 610 00:31:34,930 --> 00:31:38,830 What? The code we have about our business and how we conduct ourselves. 611 00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:41,670 Well, she's not a client. 612 00:31:41,930 --> 00:31:42,769 Now look for this. 613 00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:46,570 Baby, this is between me and Ben. Hey, don't talk to me about the code, okay? 614 00:31:46,710 --> 00:31:49,430 Just, you don't talk to me about that. 615 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,170 No, because I'm not going with this. 616 00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:54,540 Because we're supposed to be partners. 617 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,320 And you don't say what goes. 618 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:59,560 All you were doing is getting aggro and calling people lesbians when they're 619 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,600 not, man. And all you wanted was a route, that's all. 620 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:06,000 Because you're all hot for a place you can't go. I am not. Am too. And look 621 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,700 where it got us. Fucking Ranui. 622 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,520 Well, I don't go with that. 623 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,480 Fine, don't go with it. Well, then you don't go nowhere because I'm the one 624 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,320 the van. Guys, don't do this. 625 00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:19,360 No, this is a breach of trust and he can leave my house. Hey, it's my house too. 626 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:20,560 He can still leave. 627 00:32:46,349 --> 00:32:49,530 So, you're quite the celebrity around the police bar there for a while. 628 00:32:50,150 --> 00:32:51,950 Bunch of old gossips. Don't I know it. 629 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:54,510 Right, so what's the goss on you? 630 00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:57,970 Oh, well, just to get them going. 631 00:33:00,530 --> 00:33:01,530 Oh, shit. 632 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:02,750 What? Nothing. 633 00:33:06,770 --> 00:33:08,050 We don't have to be here, Cher. 634 00:33:08,390 --> 00:33:10,810 It's safe. Grab that booth, though, before someone else gets it. 635 00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:12,849 Get drinks. 636 00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,090 I've just got drinks. No, get more drinks. Serious drinks. 637 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,960 You don't have to be here if you don't want. For God's sake, Wayne can do what 638 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,519 he wants. 639 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,500 So you're okay with this, then? 640 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:24,700 He's a free agent. 641 00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:27,260 Well, I guess if you wanted him, you'd have him back by now, eh? 642 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,360 She's very young. 643 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:33,700 Chell, stop staring. 644 00:33:38,340 --> 00:33:40,440 G'day. Hi. Hey, who's your girlfriend, then? 645 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,000 She's just an old colleague from work. 646 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,360 Great. Have a good time. 647 00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:47,700 Yeah, you too. 648 00:33:49,420 --> 00:33:51,060 I'll colleague my date home. 649 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,520 Just as well you're over him then. 650 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,060 Is Ronan always so bad? 651 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,860 What do you think, Van? 652 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,420 I like Ronan. 653 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:16,360 Except now you're a guy with no van, no tools, and no partner. 654 00:34:19,310 --> 00:34:20,850 I was just trying to make things better. 655 00:34:21,070 --> 00:34:23,830 Yeah, well, no good deed goes unpunished. 656 00:34:24,310 --> 00:34:25,770 But you know what you could do? 657 00:34:27,510 --> 00:34:28,670 You could take over. 658 00:34:29,050 --> 00:34:31,310 And with the right management... You. 659 00:34:32,090 --> 00:34:36,389 Then you've got a really viable business. If you'd just got your shit 660 00:34:36,389 --> 00:34:41,010 together... Yeah, but... It wouldn't be the same without months. 661 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:42,370 You know? 662 00:34:42,590 --> 00:34:43,630 He likes plumbing. 663 00:34:43,969 --> 00:34:44,969 He likes fences. 664 00:34:45,590 --> 00:34:46,590 It's a... 665 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,699 We started the whole thing together, you know. Yeah, all right, fine. Go on, cut 666 00:34:50,699 --> 00:34:51,638 some make -up then. 667 00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:52,639 Don't make it sound gay. 668 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:53,719 Whatever. 669 00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:55,380 All right, I'm going. 670 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,180 Let's see, where would I find them? 671 00:34:58,540 --> 00:35:01,540 See, Van, this is where a schedule would be really useful. 672 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:03,460 We've got one. 673 00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:11,380 Awesome. 674 00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:13,460 What day is it? 675 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,320 The day after Wednesday. 676 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,200 Thursday. 677 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,380 Thursday, the 16th. Mince and cheese pie, Imogen. 678 00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:25,780 Mince and cheese is part of the wrap event. 679 00:35:26,340 --> 00:35:27,340 Duh. 680 00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:30,100 Imogen. 681 00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:34,780 Shit! Mom! Mom! 682 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,780 Mom! Mom! 683 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,280 Mom! Dude, I'm on the job here! Pull out! Pull out! 684 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,600 Oh, no. 685 00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:44,180 Problem? 686 00:35:49,870 --> 00:35:50,870 I'll see you later. 687 00:35:52,710 --> 00:35:55,130 Um... Can I get a lift? 688 00:35:56,050 --> 00:35:57,110 Was she a screamer? 689 00:35:57,410 --> 00:35:58,410 I wouldn't know. 690 00:35:59,230 --> 00:36:00,270 Made a couple of drinks. 691 00:36:00,830 --> 00:36:01,788 Went home. 692 00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:02,790 Separately. 693 00:36:03,210 --> 00:36:05,450 You had a nice little filly right there and you let her go? 694 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:07,290 What about you and my silly? Remember her? 695 00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:08,910 Biv. 696 00:36:10,150 --> 00:36:12,650 She must be back from overseas now, through love and all that. 697 00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:14,330 You believe in that crap, you get hurt. 698 00:36:16,030 --> 00:36:19,550 Yep. We're in the same boat, you and me. No, Ted, we're not. 699 00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:21,630 You're right about that. Good. 700 00:36:22,030 --> 00:36:24,810 Finally. I'm not suffering from critical build -up. 701 00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:33,210 How am I supposed to know which house it is? It was ages ago. 702 00:36:33,490 --> 00:36:36,630 At a gif, I'd say it's the one with Montez Van in the driveway. 703 00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:39,450 Oh, shit. He is here. 704 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:44,050 Van, what's going on? 705 00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:45,610 Oh, nothing. 706 00:36:45,890 --> 00:36:47,080 Nah. Bullshit. 707 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,300 No, no, it's just guy stuff. Yeah, tall guy stuff, not chick stuff. 708 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:55,600 Thanks for the lift, but can you just go away? 709 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,200 Oh, fine. 710 00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:58,300 You're on great shit. 711 00:36:58,340 --> 00:36:59,340 Yeah, good, but fuck off. 712 00:37:24,790 --> 00:37:26,590 Jesus Christ, man, what are you doing? 713 00:37:26,810 --> 00:37:27,810 Ben! 714 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:29,290 Yeah? 715 00:37:29,850 --> 00:37:30,850 Get up. 716 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:36,150 It was a job, okay, bro? Look at the fucking coat, huh? No rooting, not even 717 00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:37,290 pashing. You said that. 718 00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:38,930 Yeah, it was Imogen, man. She trapped me. 719 00:37:39,170 --> 00:37:42,730 How? Well, she'd call me, tell me to come over, fix a leaky tab and then turn 720 00:37:42,730 --> 00:37:44,690 and... So this is like a regular thing? Yeah. 721 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:49,250 Not every week and every time. I tell her it's the last time. Bro, what about 722 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,250 Casey, huh? 723 00:37:50,690 --> 00:37:54,100 Hey. It's got nothing to do with Casey, all right? Of course it does, man. I 724 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,940 thought you were all good and married and in love. I love Casey more than you 725 00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:58,220 need to. What are you doing this shit for? 726 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,140 Well, we're outside of us. 727 00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:01,440 That's all. Like a job. 728 00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:04,020 This isn't our job, man! 729 00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:05,660 Not when we're on the job! 730 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,100 You said that! 731 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,840 You said that, bro! 732 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,160 Jesus, man! 733 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:11,820 What are you fucking doing? 734 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,640 Fuck. 735 00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:17,460 I wasn't allowed to pass anyone. 736 00:38:18,190 --> 00:38:21,490 And you got all fucking passionate about the Rob thing when I was just trying to 737 00:38:21,490 --> 00:38:22,650 sort shit out for us, man. 738 00:38:24,830 --> 00:38:28,210 I feel shit about this, all right. Well, you shouldn't have to stop doing it. I 739 00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:29,210 will, man, I will. 740 00:38:33,290 --> 00:38:36,170 And I don't want us to break up over Rob and his stupid jobs, okay? 741 00:38:41,070 --> 00:38:42,470 Really? Yeah, of course. 742 00:38:47,050 --> 00:38:49,710 So were you getting paid to do your little jobs with Imogen? That's not the 743 00:38:49,710 --> 00:38:52,290 fucking point, V. Yeah, well, you weren't splitting any of the cash with 744 00:38:52,510 --> 00:38:53,288 Fair point. 745 00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:54,610 At least from where I'm sitting. 746 00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:57,470 Shit. What the hell are you doing in here? 747 00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,470 Well, I knew something was up, but I had no idea it was this juicy. 748 00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:03,030 So, here's my offer. 749 00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:05,490 I will take over your business. 750 00:39:05,950 --> 00:39:10,390 As if we fucking wouldn't. You will work to my direction, and you will be paid 751 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:11,450 fairly by me. 752 00:39:12,339 --> 00:39:17,060 And in return, I will make you both professional and profitable, which, 753 00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:18,760 honest, will be an achievement in itself. 754 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,520 So what do you say? 755 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:36,100 She does know about this kind of thing. 756 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,960 She'll rip us off, bud. 757 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,019 Yeah, probably. 758 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:40,480 So we tell her to get stuffed. 759 00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:45,700 Oh, did I? forget to mention that one of my management terms would be to not 760 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,900 mention anything that I heard today to Casey? 761 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,940 Though I could at any time. 762 00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:55,080 She does know about business. 763 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,640 Yep. 764 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,380 You should go to deal. Cool. 765 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,120 Now you guys are my bitches. 766 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,280 Joke, joke. 767 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,840 If you're here to tell me about your new girlfriend, then note. 768 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,860 I don't have a girlfriend. 769 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,240 You don't? No. And who do you think I want to be with? 770 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,380 You can't argue, right? 771 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:27,860 No. 772 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:33,420 But I thought you and Van... There is never no me and Van B. Yeah, but I don't 773 00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:34,279 get this. 774 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,740 You try to tow butch lesbians, but one mean lesbian. 775 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,320 Loretta has organisational skills. That's what we need. 776 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,420 She will try to rip you off. You do know that. 777 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:42,720 Let's see. 778 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,720 You know I really love you, eh, babe? 779 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,180 Of course I do. 780 00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:53,380 What's up? 781 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:58,860 Nothing, I just... Just over talking about work, that's all. 782 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,620 I love you too. 783 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:24,200 Okay. Um... Hey, look, I just... I just come over to say, uh, that, uh, we don't 784 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,200 want to run, do we? Okay? 785 00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:31,640 Okay. Yeah, because, um, me and Muntz, we're actually going to get, uh, we're 786 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,680 going to get more professional and organized and shit. 787 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:37,540 Good to hear. 788 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:45,060 Yeah. So, and, um, part of being organized and professional is, uh, 789 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,620 I'm not allowed to... I'm not allowed to see you anymore. 790 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,360 Oh. 791 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,120 You know. 792 00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:58,280 That's a real shame, cos you and me had some real fun the other night. 793 00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:01,400 Yeah, it was joyous. 794 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,340 Except for you getting up early for that job. 795 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:05,800 No, at least not tomorrow. 796 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:12,140 Yeah, no, but I kind of... I made a deal with... Auto -pilot. 797 00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:13,740 I've got to... 798 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,590 The deal I made with my mate. You do, you totally do. Yep. 799 00:42:19,710 --> 00:42:20,710 And tomorrow. 800 00:42:25,850 --> 00:42:27,990 Wow, you didn't even have to buy me a steak. 801 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,270 Maybe next time. 802 00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:33,570 When we get that apology the other way. 803 00:42:33,810 --> 00:42:34,810 You go first. 804 00:42:35,330 --> 00:42:37,030 But I don't have anything to apologise for. 805 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:38,250 Neither do I. 806 00:42:39,770 --> 00:42:40,729 Oh, shame. 807 00:42:40,730 --> 00:42:42,370 Looks like we won't be doing that again. 808 00:42:43,570 --> 00:42:44,570 Shame. 809 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:49,080 But just so you know, here's what you can miss out on. 810 00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:55,260 Ted. 811 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,720 Build -up crisis over. 812 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:02,780 So then? 813 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,480 I knew you'd thank me in the end. 814 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,800 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air.